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Yeah I don't think we'll be finding any 6 foot sharks for sale any time soon.

Oh, I'd like that. maybe they can be different colors

and I could get colorful rocks to match

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FISH RAVE!!!

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you know what that means

GLOW IN THE DARK ROCKS!!!

oontz oontz oontz

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
OKAY, I'LL CATCH YOU AT THE STORE.

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LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG

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I'M FLYING ON CROBAT!!!

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running with my arms stiff at my sides

[h2no]

USE THEM TO MOVE LIKE YOUR LEGS!! IT MAKES IT EASIER TO RUN!

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what you mean running like a dog? on all fours???????

i never considered it but i'm tempted

[h2no]

TINA NO
I MEAN LIKE UPRIGHT
HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A HUMAN PERSON RUN

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oh

that makes a lot more sense

and of course I have, I've just always run the way i do. it's kinda like the groan, it's not a conscious idea

[h2no]

AND THAT'S FINE, JUST MOVING YOUR ARMS MIGHT MAKE IT A BIT EASIER.
I'M THERE, BY THE WAY.

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darn

guess I'm the rotten egg

[h2no]

NO YOU ARE DELIGHTFUL!!

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a smart, strong, sensual woman!!

[h2no]

AN EXAMPLE FOR ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE.
I'M GOING IN, I'LL BE IN THE FISH SECTION.

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[And it's a bit before Tina arrives, out of breath as she finds Archie.]

Maybe I do need to try moving my arms as I run.

[h2no]

[he laughs, clapping her on the shoulder.]

Don't worry about it, kid! Runnin' ability doesn't make ya any less of a strong, independent woman! C'mon, what sorta fish were you thinkin'? From what I can tell, the Bettas might not be a good idea for a beginning. Real divas. Remind me of tiny little Milotics.

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[Tina blushes a little at that, but she stands up straight, tapping her chin.]

I don't know much about fish, I admit- but I have heard bettas can be nasty. They like to fight. Hmm... I want something colorful.

[h2no]

Aye-- right, colourful ones tend to be tropical, so you want the... fresh water ones.

[he taps his chin for a moment, then points towards the appropriate section.]

There! How big do ya want the tank?

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[And Tina's about to smush her face on the glass of a tank before a glance from a store employee reminds her to mind her manners.]

A small-ish one, I think. Something I can keep in my bedroom, since Magnus has dogs. Not that I think they'd hurt the fish, but I'd rather they just be safe in my bedroom.

[h2no]

Aw, shit! Mags is your roomie? Ha! That's amazing!

[if tina can't tell, they are good friends.]

For sure! What about them zebrafish?

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I like him a lot! He lets me watch wrestling practice.

[Spandex-clad butts, aww yeah. But she's distracted from that thought as she peers at said zebrafish, nodding approval.]

Whoa, zebrafish is an apt name. And they'd look good with some neon rocks and maybe one of those plastic treasure chests...

[h2no]

Get rainbow rocks!

[by the time tina has mentioned the treasure chest, however, archie is moving away from the fish area. something has caught his easily grabbed attention.]

You just have a look around-- I'll-- I'll be right back.

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[Tina turns to look at Archie, but luckily her attention is held by the fish. She misses being home and so near the ocean, she thinks.]

Okay! Hmm... If only there were miniature whales I could keep in a fish tank... that would be the best...